autumn decor

i am not really known as someone who decorates for the holidays. in fact, i am kind of known as quite the opposite: someone who gets really mad at other people who decorate for the holidays. now, i think my annoyance is well placed, i dont get mad at everyone who decorates, just those who decorate way way way too early! i get really annoyed with people who start putting up halloween decorations in september, and those who put up christmas stuff in october. i think that is a pretty fair gripe! with all this decorating frustration, my wife diana, bless her heart, has tried to melt mine. she insisted that we do a little decorating for the seasonal change. she is enjoying the fall season, and wanted to have some sort of decoration in honor of that change. so, being the good husband, i allowed my pregnant wife to have her way and we got a pumpkin to put on our front porch. it also helped that we found a pretty big pumpkin for about four bucks at aldi...