I'm sure this will disappoint a lot of other fathers out there, but it's time to face reality: you lost. Many of you gave it a good try and performed admirably, but the results are in and you didn't quite make the cut. My son recently informed me that I had been awarded the much-coveted title of 'Best Snugger Ever'. I even have the plague to prove it.
I'd like to thank all the cozy evenings on the couch and the times we laid on the floor reading books. Also, a shout out to Diana who did all the heavy lifting on this one. She was busy keeping the household together while I was in training. Being the best snugger ever does not come easy, there's at least 2-4 hours of practice every single day. She really has been a trooper while I've been going through the rigorous snugging in preparation. Again, I'm amazed that I won the award, I mean, it's just an honor to be nominated. There were some strong contenders this year, but it looks like I was able to pull out the win.
Better luck next year, guys!I'd like to thank all the cozy evenings on the couch and the times we laid on the floor reading books. Also, a shout out to Diana who did all the heavy lifting on this one. She was busy keeping the household together while I was in training. Being the best snugger ever does not come easy, there's at least 2-4 hours of practice every single day. She really has been a trooper while I've been going through the rigorous snugging in preparation. Again, I'm amazed that I won the award, I mean, it's just an honor to be nominated. There were some strong contenders this year, but it looks like I was able to pull out the win.
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